| 1. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, people tell me Im a wheelbarrow.Dont let people push you around.... more
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| 2. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If theyre OK, then its... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?The patients get better and l... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psy... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I cant make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.He went there, lay on... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. To threaten suicide if you dont change it for him/... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two ba... more
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