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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 180 | | | | Joke: | The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results.The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results. | | | |
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