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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 468 | | | | Joke: | The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Cant you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We dont worry about warnings, we only worry about errors." | | | |
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