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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 251 | | | | Joke: | Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it. | | | |
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