 |
 |
|
One jokes - short jokes,
one line jokes, blonde jokes, knock knock
jokes, E-cards Yo mamma jokes,
games, recipes, local theatre guide,
videos, auction, online shopping deals , news, sports and weather.
|
home | categories | a
to z browse | search | random
joke | submit
joke | contact
us
|
|
|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 172 | | | | Joke: | How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Computer Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  | | A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
| | 2. | Category: Computer jokes | | Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
| | 3. | Category: Computer jokes | | Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more
| | 4. | Category: Computer jokes  | | A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
| | 5. | Category: Computer jokes | | Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
| | 6. | Category: Computer jokes | | What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more
| | 7. | Category: Computer jokes | | Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
| | 8. | Category: Computer jokes | | Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more
| | 9. | Category: Computer jokes  | | Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "Youre all par... more
| | 10. | Category: Computer jokes | | They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
|
|
|
|
|
