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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
 
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