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| | Category: | Lawyer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 147 | | | | Joke: | Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?You shoot the lawyer. Twice. | | | |
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