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| | Category: | Lawyer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 251 | | | | Joke: | A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending vehicle but hes relieved to see that theres anote stuck under the windshield wiper."Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who sawthe accident are nodding and smiling at me because they thinkIm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But Im not." | | | |
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