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| | Category: | Lawyer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 244 | | | | Joke: | A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofhundred-year old brandy. The defendant was fit to be tied."The judgell kill me. Trying to bribe him! Were dead!""I dont think so," his attorney told him. "I sent it in the other lawyers name!" | | | |
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