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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 169 | | | | Joke: | Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse clicker, and power the Mac back up." Customer: "Look, I dont have three hands!" | | | |
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