One jokes - short jokes, one line jokes, blonde jokes, knock knock jokes, E-cards Yo mamma jokes, games, recipes, local theatre guide, videos, auction, online shopping deals , news, sports and weather.

    home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us

          




JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Computer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:192
 
Joke:Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Computer Jokes:

1.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more

2.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more

3.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more

4.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more

5.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more

6.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."... more

7.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important... more

8.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more

9.   Category: Computer jokes  4 stars
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more

10.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners