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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 145 | | | | Joke: | The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1. | | | |
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