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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 215 | | | | Joke: | A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?There isnt even a keyboard attached? | | | |
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