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| | Category: | Judge jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 90 | | | | Joke: | Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Judge:: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500." | | | |
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