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Category:Insect jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"
 
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