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| | Category: | Zoo jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 113 | | | | Joke: | Father and son standing outside the elephants cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us." | | | |
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