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| A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. Come with m... more
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| A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are... more
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| A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with t... more
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| Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more
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| So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eter... more
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| Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more
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| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more
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| In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are... more
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| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more
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| One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her... more
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