 |
 |
|
One jokes - short jokes,
one line jokes, blonde jokes, knock knock
jokes, E-cards Yo mamma jokes,
games, recipes, local theatre guide,
videos, auction, online shopping deals , news, sports and weather.
|
home | categories | a
to z browse | search | random
joke | submit
joke | contact
us
|
|
|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Food jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 71 | | | | Joke: | A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.Would you like a cherry on the top ? asked the waitress.No, thanks, said the girl, Im on a diet ! | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Food Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Food jokes  | | What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat... more
| | 2. | Category: Food jokes | | When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.... more
| | 3. | Category: Food jokes | | Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now theres only one. Why? Fred: I dont know. It m... more
| | 4. | Category: Food jokes | | What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.... more
| | 5. | Category: Food jokes | | One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked ou... more
| | 6. | Category: Food jokes | | A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big fat... more
| | 7. | Category: Food jokes | | The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."... more
| | 8. | Category: Food jokes | | What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.... more
| | 9. | Category: Food jokes | | What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.... more
| | 10. | Category: Food jokes | | Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldnt be so clumsy!... more
|
|
|
|
|
