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| | Category: | Food jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 67 | | | | Joke: | Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tear along the dotted line!" | | | |
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