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| | Category: | Food jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 79 | | | | Joke: | "May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We justtell them straight out that theyre going to die." | | | |
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