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| | Category: | Elephant jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 73 | | | | Joke: | Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.." | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Elephant jokes  | | Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because theyre easier to get at the ballpark.... more
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| | 6. | Category: Elephant jokes | | Whats grey and goes round and round ?An elephant in a washing machine !... more
| | 7. | Category: Elephant jokes | | What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more
| | 8. | Category: Elephant jokes | | Whats grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?An elephant with hiccups !... more
| | 9. | Category: Elephant jokes | | Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !... more
| | 10. | Category: Elephant jokes | | How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more
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