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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 102 | | | | Joke: | Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... Its not because of the films content, its because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board. | | | |
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