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| Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?Why?Because Ive been at my computer all day and Ive got... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffeeHave you tried taking the spoon out?... more
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| Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I havent told you whats wrong with me yetDoctor: I could tell as... more
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| A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."Doct... more
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| Doctor, Doctor youve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still... more
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| A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fa... more
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| Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.... more
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| A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast."You arent so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a snake about to shed its skinWhy dont you go behind the screen and slip into somethin... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a rubber bandWhy dont you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!... more
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