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| Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help?Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much cl... more
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| Doctor: Did you take the patients temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a dog.Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But Im not allowed up on the couch!... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a snake about to shed its skin.Why dont you go behind the screen and slip into somethi... more
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| Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you t... more
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| 7. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a python You cant get round me just like that you know!... more
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| A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| A pipe burst in a doctors house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-ty... more
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