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Category:Doctor and nurse jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?""No," replied one of the doctors. "Were doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want to find a suitable stone."
 
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