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Category:Doctor and nurse jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didnt help.On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didnt do any good.On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft.""But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, Ill get pneumonia.""I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."
 
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