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Category:Doctor and nurse jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?""I dont see why not," replies the doctor."Thats funny," says the man. "I wasnt able to play it before."
 
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