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| Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!Well tell her to come inI cant she doesnt stop at this floor!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a dog.Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But Im not allowed up on the couch!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. Youre too tents.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a snailDont worry well soon have you out of your shell!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!... more
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| Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!What, you mean those square ones?Yes!The ones you put butter on?Yes!Oh, Youre Cracker... more
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| Doctor: Did you take the patients temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head.... more
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| The Doctor was puzzled "Im very sorry but I cant diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. ""Dont worry... more
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| "Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and hes swallowed a mouse!... more
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