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| | Category: | Monster jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 82 | | | | Joke: | Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasnt even entered. | | | |
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