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| Patient: Im in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: Youve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor:... more
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| How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just have a nursing assistant do it.As much as the doctor... more
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| A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they... more
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| 4. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he s... more
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| 5. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  |
| Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awakeSleep in another room then!... more
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| Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from m... more
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| Doctor, Doctor I think Im a butterflyWill you say what you mean and stop flitting about!... more
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| Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.Take one of these every 4 laps!... more
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| A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fa... more
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