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| | Category: | Divorce jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 92 | | | | Joke: | A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasnt planning on spending that much." | | | |
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