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Category:Dirty jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. Thephysician prescribes suppositories, but when it comes time to use them the youngman is afraid he will do it wrong. So he goes into the bathroom and bends overand looks through his legs into the mirror to line up the target. All of asudden, his penis becomes stiff, blocking his view."Oh, stop it," the young man scolds his organ, "its only me."
 
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