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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.... more
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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more
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| Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.... more
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| 4. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm... more
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| 5. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he... more
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| 6. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench.... more
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| 7. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more
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| 9. | Category: King Kong jokes |
| What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.... more
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| What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."... more
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