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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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