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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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