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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.... more
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| What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."... more
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| What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!... more
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| If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong.... more
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !... more
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| What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.... more
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| How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... more
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.... more
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| Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more
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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more
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