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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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