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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| 10. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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