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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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