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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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