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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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