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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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