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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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| 2. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, t... more
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| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| 9. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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