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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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