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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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