One jokes - short jokes, one line jokes, blonde jokes, knock knock jokes, E-cards Yo mamma jokes, games, recipes, local theatre guide, videos, auction, online shopping deals , news, sports and weather.

    home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us

          




JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Criminal jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:61
 
Joke:Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Criminal Jokes:

1.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more

2.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet... more

3.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more

4.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit m... more

5.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more

6.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
"What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I sa... more

7.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more

8.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more

9.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more

10.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners