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| | Category: | Criminal jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 65 | | | | Joke: | Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! Im a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat. | | | |
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