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| | Category: | Criminal jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 84 | | | | Joke: | A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning." "Who shall I call," her husband asked, "police or ambulance?" | | | |
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