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| | Category: | Criminal jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 76 | | | | Joke: | A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you dont want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?" | | | |
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