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| | Category: | Clinton jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 83 | | | | Joke: | Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kansas. A tornado comes along andwhirls them up into the air and tosses them thousandsof yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from thevehicle, they realize theyre in the fabled Land of Oz. They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. TheWizard is known for granting people their wishes. Quayle says, "Im going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Gingrich responds, "Im going to ask the Wizard for a heart." Clinton speaks up, "Wheres Dorothy?" | | | |
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